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With Just A Piece of Cake

Saturday, March 8, 2008

no, this isn’t poetry stuff… It’s some kind of a ranting, can’t explain what I would call it since I just got out of the wrong side of the bed.

Anyway, it’s 6:30 in the morning, I got out of work last night at around 10:30 in the evening after playing Ping Pong with Ryuji.

My dad went there to pick me up and got home around 11PM

My grandma was eating this piece of cake and wanting to have a bite. She said I have my part "there".

So obviously it’s suppose to be somewhere where I can find it easily.

So now I head to the kitched to have my dinner. It was like Pakbet without the Bagoong.

Anyway, I opened the ref and lo and behold there was this piece of cake. Since I’m the last one to OBVIOUSLY eat dinner and that PIECE of CAKE was the ONLY piece of cake there I assumed that it was mine!

I finished my dinner and went back to my room with that piece of cake. (Midnight Snack? haha)

My sister around 12:30 in the morning came to me and offered me more pieces of cake… Saying, oh you have one already, because there’s still 2 pieces of cake left.

I tried to sleep around 2AM but couldn’t because the cake was a little big for midnight snack and just surfed the net more (reading Wikipedia pages ahhhha)

Around 3AM I had finally got that "sleep initiative" and got to bed.

Around 6:30 in the morning, after 3 and a half hours of forced sleep, my auntie woke me up with rage!

"Did you eat my cake?!"

I was still dreaming with an enigmatic dream and there’s this one person waking me from my slumber for just a piece of cake.

I said YES! I was still half asleep still digesting the piece of cake! I ate a cake. That’s all I know.

And of all the cakes in the WORLD, I had to eat hers…

She furiously ran down the stairs practically crying and screaming because of that piece of cake.

Saying it was the best piece there is, and all… (you know stuff you describe your best pick…)

Now my morning is destroyed… I’m lacking sleep… Filled with grief due to forced awakening… (I’m lacking adjectives to describe what I am right now)

Now I don’t know what to do… I just hope and pray that people will be more enlightened after a few hours… 

—- Now some quotable quotes to ease of the tension —

"Wag mong sabihing programmed kang kumain ng cake pagkagising mo! Programmer ako!" 

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